Quotes:
~You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.

~Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

~Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

~I truly believe that my mask of sanity is about to slip.

~People always say I have a heart of steel, But they are all wrong because the truth of the matter is I don't have a heart at all.

~It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

~It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.

~What’s more important? The notes or the pauses between them-anonymous

~If music be the food of love then play on and give me excess of it- William Shakespeare

~Life is like a sewer you get out of it what you put into it – Tom Leher

~If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

~If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?

~Believe in yourself and you'll go far

~I'M NOT WIERD! I'M GIFTED!!!!!

~Do you want an introduction to my fist because I’d be glad to give you one –me.

~"No guy/girl is worth your tears. When you find one that is, he/she won't make you cry"

~"One day your prince will come. He probably just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions."

~"I ran up the door, and closed the stairs, said my pyjamas and put on my prayers, turned off the bed and jumped in the light, all because you kissed me goodnight.

~"Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

~"There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance."

~"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

~"If the opposite of Pro is Con, what is the opposite of Congress?"

~"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci

~ “The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” – Noelie Altito.

~ “It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.” – S.H. Underwood.

~ “Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” – E.B. White.

~ “Home sweet home is far from this dump.”

~ “Some days I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.”

~ “Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.”

~ “When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes.”

~ "A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt

~ "I can go from chick to BITCH in 3.5 seconds!"

~ "If all the world's a stage, then men need better roles."

~"True friends stab you in the front."

~"Winter is nature's way of saying 'Up yours'"

~"DO NOT APPROACH DRAGON, for he thinks you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

~"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."

~"To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer"

~"I am handicapped, I'm psychotic!" - Johnny Dangerously